HALF-BAKED.

[whoremouth]

Ever nefarious and conniving, the Zamolodchikovas have struck once again, this time making a bold expedition into the uncharted territories of the night.

Half-Baked, the subject of every hot word about town, serves vodka and bourbon muffins (as well as cocaine, ecstasy, uppers, downers, in-betweeners and whatever else you can think of - but we won’t talk about that), cocktails that’ll knock you on your ass as they remind you of Grandma’s pie, while also employing a consistently beautiful set of bartenders, both male and female, to keep you pleased as you party.

At least, that’s our review.

Head on down to the meatpacking district and check it out for yourself this Wednesday, when it officially opens to the public. Fuck work, we know you bums don’t like it anyway.

HEY GUYS, JUST A FRIENDLY NOTE FROM US ADMINS - TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS ACTIVITY, YOU MUST HAVE ADDED YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME TO THE ACTIVITY CHECK. FEEL FREE TO HAVE ANYONE HEAD ON DOWN AND CHECK OUT THE OPENING OF THE NIGHTCLUB THIS WEDNESDAY (REAL TIME). THE EVENT WILL BE OPEN UNTIL WHENEVER, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY CHRISTMAS IS A HORRIBLE TIME TO BE SITTING HERE WRITING A THREAD, HAHA.

THIS IS REALLY AN OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER BRANCH OUT - WE THINK IT'S A LOVELY IDEA, HAHA, OF COURSE - SO, IF IT'S AT ALL POSSIBLE, YOU SHOULD REALLY JOIN IN THE FUN <3

LOVE, THE ADMINS